AzureSignal's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Kitty Krew Apology]

I am confused...

I don't know what to say... You gotta be kidding me! If you delete all your crappy Flashes and make much better ones, I'll eventually forgive you. The power is at your fingertips. You have Flash. I don't. Take advantage of it. You can do it. You can feel the glory. Just make better Flashes. Everything will be better, trust me. Your notoriety will turn into popularity! You might even be as popular as awesome artists like Shinki (creator of SCGMD) or Con-Artists (creator of The Last Stand). If you succeed, I will be voting 5 every day and reviewing 10 on all of your submissions. Don't get used to this. 4.5/5 & 9/10: the highest review score you've ever recieved from me, *sniff*. Now, get out there and give glory to the Kitty Krew! Make me proud! *starts sobbing* I will be watching your Flashes *salutes*!

[Shoop Da Whoop Collection]

IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZER!

Man, that was SO funny. Especially the part with the princess, lol. If anyone even votes 9 on that, IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZER! Please make more stuff like that!! Oh, and before I leave, IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZER!

Lochie responds:

Crazy review, yet, relaxing to the brain.

[Nortaneous Collection]

Zero!

What's the point of making this kind of Flashes? Are you trying to give us seizures? Well, in that case, you're screwing up. I dunno how you're involved with Nortaneous, or even if you ARE Nortaneous (which is extremely obvious), but stop making shitty Flashes! I wouldn't be surprised if you were to be banned, 'cause that's what you deserve. I already see this shit with the Turd of the Week award. Why are you always trying to earn it? If you like Turd of the Week, I suggest you stop making those Flashes and check out the scat collection for a change, I'm sure you'll like it.

LordZeebmork responds:

durrr, I was Nortaneous.

It can't win Turd of the Week. Too late now. Besides, it has a score over 1, so it wouldn't have a chance anyway.

I actually have a flash in the scat collection for some reason.

[Pico's Unloaded]

W00T!

Whoa, it feels like The Matrix. Those guys were like Agent Smith, and Pico was like Neo! And, because The Matrix is my favorite movie of all time, this deserves the #1 spot for Flash movies! When I'll eventually manage to get myself an iPod touch, I'll download this movie right away, I promise!

[spawn's erotic nipples]

???

Yeah, I agree with potaro. I would even appreciate the KK's work better than yours. It's not because it's your first Flash that you have priority...

[The Secrets of Teru Annex]

3 months for THAT shit?!

And "intensive"? Yeah, I agree on the "intensive" part, because you guys are lazy. But, you are quite lucky: this bullshit is not as worthless as your other stash. So I give you 2/10. But it doesn't mean I like this submission. I never did, and I never will.

[Tankmen Infinity]

LOL! LMAO!!

There's no word to describe that movie. It was better than awesome! The part with Steve getting castrated had me laughing for hours, days, months, years!! The Tankmen series ROCK!!! 5/5 & 10/10!!!!

["Karma"]

Whoa! This is great!!

This movie is funny AND educational in some way. Let that be a lesson to you. Always do good things for people. Otherwise, you'll end up like the eagle. Anyway, as we speak, I am LMAO! Make another movie like that!! 5/5 & 10/10!!!

[I hate MAC ads]

LOL

That movie was so hilarious (especially the part with the penguin, lol)! I favorited it right away!