Hello.

After 10,000 years, I have finally stumbled upon something.

Expect it to resurface. Yeah.

It's been one year already?

Or is Newgrounds suddenly not so much fun anymore?

My site needs more traffic, btw, go check it out now!

Requesting mp3 download for that "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sound.

inb4 last measure itself. I just want the sound file.

It's been more than a month since I last updated my page. Nothing of interest happened. There was my birthday (which I don't brag about unlike some fags who constantly worry about dying alone), and I watched Surrogates. The movie was okay. Our afro-President blew up the Moon like the terrorist he is, and he was awarded the Nobel Prize for being a pile of fail.

Lockerz, some brand-new gay site, is opening on October 15th. I'm going for the Z-List status just for the hell of accomplishing something (life is dull without achievements).

Also, does anyone know about the storyline of Twilight: New Moon? I wanna be sure so I can yell out spoilers on the release day.

So, how is everyone?

Hey guys, I've released an extract of the Aerocalypse storyline.

Fifteen minutes prior to the test, I was already at the base. Dozens of pilots and several other individuals saluted me. That was a magnificent confidence booster as I stepped inside the base commander's office.

Base Commander:
<< Captain Zero. We meet at last. >>

I was confident. He seemed pretty confident as well. I am usually silent, but I couldn't help it.

Zero:
<< It's an honor to meet you, sir. >>

Base Commander:
<< You know why you were called here, right? You've been chosen to test our nation's latest technological phenomenon. Look through the window and you'll see what I mean. >>

I gazed at what seemed like a fighter jet from a sci-fi movie. I was speechless. I was tired of flying the same boring F-15. I finally got to fly something special. The commanding officer replied to my thought with:

Base Commander:
<< It's not science-fiction. It's what we do every day. >>

The time had finally come. The aircraft was empty and on the taxiway, motionless. I could hear seemingly hundreds of people applaud as I showed up in a flight suit, walking towards the prototype. I entered the cockpit. The interface was complex, but much more familiar than I thought. It was actually pretty similar to the basic frontline F-16. I had flown that aircraft at the beginning of my career, before moving on to my current F-15A Eagle.
I waved at the crowd as I closed the canopy. The base personnel made the swarm move back as I started the engines. I smoothly increased the thrust, and the plane headed for the runway. The takeoff was imminent. I set the thrust to maximum, and in seconds the craft soared into the air. I soon heard a familiar voice over the radio.

Mackenzie:
<< Zero? You there? >>

It was the Colonel. He was there too!

Mackenzie:
<< I am now speaking on behalf of the commander of this base. There is a target 30 miles ahead of your position. The crowd can't see it, but it's for a good reason. We don't want fans gossiping about the F-22's sheer power to the enemy, am I right? >>

I silently agreed. Leo didn't like chitchat, and neither did I. The target was in front of me. Nothing big, just a harmless hot-air balloon. I was within gun range. An instant before I pulled the trigger, I heard a transmission that I would never forget.

Control Tower:
<< Warning. Five unknowns on radar, vector 000. >>

I couldn't believe it. Five unidentified machines. Right in front of me. I had faced enemy ace pilots and deadly artillery, but never anything like this. I finished off the balloon, and increased my altitude to FL2601. I was dazzled as five, saucer-shaped silhouettes appeared before my eyes. I waited in anxiety for the engagement order. As soon as I heard these words, I initiated attack.

Control Tower:
<< Zero, you're cleared to engage! >>

I immediately fired a salvo of five missiles at the enemy. However they bounced back at me and I was shot down. I successfully bailed out and managed to get out of here alive. Then I went to my mother and she got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Footnotes:
THE GAME

And a proud one as well. And why? Because it is advantageous.

You see, Karl Marx was right all along. He claimed that capitalism will cause tension that will lead to its destruction. There are already signs of the aforementioned being on the verge of happening.

The Great Depression and our current recession. None of this would've happened if we followed Marx's instruction.

Long live communism!

Looks like Strategize is not alone on this one...

I was thinking about using the following as a plea:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT PROXIES FTW

At last, after several months of work, I have finally finished putting my website online.

You can visit it here.

If you cannot find the site, try updating Java.

Here are the features:
- Astonishing design.
- The ability to make accounts.
- The ability to post files of any format without any bots or limits or whatever.
- A kickass forum without any nazi mods like Poozy. HUR HUR.
- A chat. Up yours, PsychoGoldfish.
- A beta of Aerocalypse, an intense MMO project I'm currently working on.
- And moar!